Loser ist ein Song aus der einundzwanzigsten Episode der ersten Staffel, Im Takt der Angst. Er wird von Puck, Finn, Sandy, Howard und Terri bei Sheets-N-Things gesungen.
Das Original ist von Beck.
Lyrics
Puck:
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey,
Butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie,
With the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables,
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
Finn:
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral,
Stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control,
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Puck:
Someone came sayin' I'm insane
To complain about
A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt,
Finn:
Don't believe everything that you breathe,
You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve,
So shave your face with some mace in the dark,
Puck & Finn:
Saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,
Howard:
Yo
Finn:
Cut it!
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
So y'un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
(Finn: Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
Puck:
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare,
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag,
One's on the pole, shove the other in the bag,
With the rerun shows and cocaine nose job,
The daytime crap of the folk singers slop,
He hung himself with a guitar string,
A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
Finn:
Ya' can't write if ya' can't relate,
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate,
And my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite,
Who's chokin' on the splinters?
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby)
So why don't you kill me
(Finn: get crazy with the cheezwhiz),
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
(Finn: drive, by, body pierce)
Finn:
yo bring it on down
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
Soy
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Finn:
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
things are gonna' change I can feel it
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby)
So why don't you kill me (Terri, Howard, Sandy: Why don't you kill me)
(Puck: I can't believe you!)
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me
Terri, Howard & Sandy :
(So why don't you kill me?)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby)
So why don't you kill me
Terri, Howard & Sandy :
(So why don't you kill me)
(Puck: Sprechen sie deutsch, baby)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
Terri, Howard, Sandy, Finn, Puck:
(So why don't you kill me?)
