Tina had been heckled for her performance by the heckling club, but Mr. Schue encouraged the Glee Club to persist since they would be going through this as performances in the future. Mike then began his performance while the heckling club was too busy eating taffy. He did this because he was tired of being overshadowed by his friends' singing, and wanted for it to just be him and his moves.
Lyrics[]
Jack Johnson:
It's as simple as something that nobody knows
That her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes
On the feet of a queen of the hearts of the cards
And her feet are all covered with tar balls and scars
Well I was eating lunch at the D.L.G.
When this little girl came and she sat next to me
Never seen nobody move the way she did
Well she did and she does and she'll do it again
When you move like a jellyfish
Rhythm don't mean nothing
You go with the flow
You don't stop
Mmm
(Instrumental Break)
It's as common as something that nobody knows
That her beauty will follow wherever she goes
Up the hill in the back of her house in the wood
She love me forever, I know
She la-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da
If you would only listen
You might just realize what you're missing
You're missing me
It's as simple as something that nobody knows
That her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes
On the feet of a queen of the hearts of the cards
Feet are infested with tar balls and
