Fat Bottomed Girls

Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen is featured in Silly Love Songs, the twelfth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Puck, with the New Directions Boys singing back-up.

It's meant as a love song to Lauren from Puck, but she takes offense from it at the end. The Glee Club also seems a bit taken aback. In Original Song, Puck attempts to write an original love song dedicated to Lauren which she finally enjoys.

Lyrics[]

Puck with the New Directions Boys:
Ooohhh, you gonna take me home tonight
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!
Ho!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lardy ladies every time
C'mon

Puck with the New Directions Boys:
Ooohhh, wont you take me home tonight?
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Hey listen here
I've got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this

Puck with the New Directions Boys:
Ooohhh (Puck: I know) you gonna take me home tonight (Puck: Please)
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round (Puck: Yeah)
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Get on your bikes and ride
Ooohhh yeah, ohh yeah, them fat bottomed girls (New Directions Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yeah yeah yeah, alright, ride em' cowboy (New Directions Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yes yes

Trivia[]

Three of Puck's exes (Santana, Rachel, and Mercedes) were shown sitting next to each other, each looking shocked because he is singing a song to Lauren.
Of his four ex-girlfriends present in the room, Santana is the only one who doesn't warm up to the performance.
This is the first Queen song not to be sung in costumes, followed by We Will Rock You and You're My Best Friend.
- Somebody to Love - Blue.
- Another One Bites the Dust - Blue.
- Bohemian Rhapsody - Regionals outfits.
- We Are the Champions - Nationals outfits.
- Don't Stop Me Now - Freddie Mercury inspired outfit.

Mistakes[]

After Puck sings "Get on your bikes and ride!," you can see Rachel and Mercedes standing up to dance and a few shots later it shows them standing up again.
While Puck is singing the chorus, he constantly switches from sitting to standing (in an impossible amount of time).
During the performance, some members' positions alternate from sitting in the chairs to standing and dancing between camera shots.
After Puck sings Fat Bottomed Girls, Santana points at him, but her ring changes hand.
In one shot, Quinn is seen dancing with Sam, but in the next she is seen sitting and rocking with him.