It's 10 am and I'm Drunk
May 3, 2011
It's 10 am and I'm Drunk by Glee was supposed to be featured in Rumours, the nineteenth episode of Season Two, but it got cut. It is sung by April.
This is an original song written for
the musical about her life.
Crossrhodes: The April Rhodes Story,
Officer why the third degree?
Told ya, I've been drunk since a quarter 'til three
On rum and coke and some pink Chablis
I'm drunk in the mornin' that's the way that I be
I'm drunk when I wake and then I'm drunk when I dine
I'm drunk when I hit the unemployment line
Lost my job when I asked my boss to pay me in wine
So depressed when I'm sober
When I'm drunk it's cloud nine
Oprah's not even on yet,
and I can barely stand
I drink booze that's been bottled,
I drink booze from a can
And I puke in my shoes
and in my baby grand
I got hooch shootin' out of my mammary glands!
It's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk as a skunk
Eggs, bacon and booze
That's why I've got so much spunk
Ain't no sobriety test that I haven't flunked
I've tried bein' sober,
let me tell you, that stunk
And now it's not even noon and I'm drunk!
I tried bein' sober that really stunk
Now it's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk
Glee - It's 10 AM & I'm Drunk
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Season Two Songs
Audition Empire State of Mind • Telephone • Billionaire • Listen • What I Did for Love Britney/Brittany I'm a Slave 4 U • Me Against the Music • Baby One More Time • Stronger • Toxic • The Only Exception Grilled Cheesus Only the Good Die Young • I Look to You • Papa Can You Hear Me? • I Want to Hold Your Hand Losing My Religion • Bridge Over Troubled Water • One of Us Duets Don't Go Breaking My Heart • River Deep, Mountain High • Le Jazz Hot • Sing! With You I'm Born Again • Lucky • Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy The Rocky Horror Glee Show Science Fiction Double Feature • Planet, Schmanet, Janet • Damn It, Janet Whatever Happened to Saturday Night? • Sweet Transvestite • Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place) • Time Warp Never Been Kissed One Love (People Get Ready) • Teenage Dream Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer • Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind The Substitute Forget You • Make 'Em Laugh • Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag • Singing in the Rain/Umbrella Furt Ohio • Marry You • Sway • Just the Way You Are Special Education Don't Cry for Me Argentina • The Living Years • Hey, Soul Sister • (I've Had) The Time of My Life Valerie • Dog Days Are Over A Very Glee Christmas The Most Wonderful Day of the Year • We Need a Little Christmas • Merry Christmas Darling • Baby, It's Cold Outside You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch • Last Christmas • Welcome Christmas The Sue Sylvester Shuffle Thriller/Heads Will Roll • She's Not There • Need You Now • Bills, Bills, Bills Silly Love Songs P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing) • Firework • When I Get You Alone • Silly Love Songs • Fat Bottomed Girls Comeback Baby • Somebody to Love • Take Me or Leave Me • I Know What Boys Like • This Little Light of Mine • Sing Blame It on the Alcohol My Headband • Don't You Want Me • Blame It (On the Alcohol) • One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer • Tik Tok Sexy Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) • Animal • Kiss • Landslide • Afternoon Delight • Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? Original Song Misery • Only Child • Blackbird • Trouty Mouth • Big Ass Heart • Hell to the No Candles • Raise Your Glass • Get It Right • Loser Like Me A Night of Neglect All by Myself • I Follow Rivers • Turning Tables • Ain't No Way Born This Way I Feel Pretty/Unpretty • I've Gotta Be Me • Somewhere Only We Know As If We Never Said Goodbye • Born This Way Rumours Dreams • Never Going Back Again • Songbird • I Don't Want to Know • Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You? Go Your Own Way • Don't Stop • It's 10 am and I'm Drunk Prom Queen Rolling in the Deep • Isn't She Lovely • Friday • Jar of Hearts I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You • Dancing Queen Funeral Back to Black • Some People • Try a Little Tenderness • My Man • Pure Imagination New York My Cup • I Love New York/New York, New York • Still Got Tonight • Bella Notte • For Good Yeah! • As Long as You're There • Pretending • Light up the World