Planet, Schmanet, Janet from The Rocky Horror Picture Show was supposed to be featured in The Rocky Horror Glee Show, the fifth episode of Season Two, but it was cut due to time constraint. It is sung by Puck.
Lyrics[]
Puck:
(Ahh, ah-ah, ahh, ahh)
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up (Ah-ah) Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice (Ahow!)
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
(Ahh, ah-ah, ahh, ahh)
I've laid the seed it should be all you need
You're as sensual (Ahh) as a pencil (Ahh)
(Ahh) Wound up like an E (Ahh) or a first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block? (Ahh) Well, take my advice
You better wise up Janet Weiss
The transducer (Ahh) will seduce ya
Planet, Schmanet, Janet!
You better wise up Janet Weiss
You better wise up, build your thighs up
You better wise up, and then she cried out
(Aaaaaaahhhhhh, aaahh)
Trivia[]
- Although deleted from the episode The Rocky Horror Glee Show, the scene for this song is featured as a bonus feature on the DVD: Glee - Season 2, Volume 1 and Glee: The Complete Second Season.
Videos[]
08 Planet, Schmanet, Janet (Glee Cast Version)
Planet Schmanet Janet