If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
Cady: Hey! Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack. Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack
Cady: [after seeing Regina in mirror] Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.
Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.
Cady: Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.
Regina: Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus.
Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too.
Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.
Cady: [Cady smiles]
Regina: You know Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...
Cady: You begged your mom to let you keep it?
Regina: No. I threw it down the stairs. [they giggle]
Regina: I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's just me.
Mrs. George: Regina! There about to announce the queen. [sees Cady]
Mrs. George: Hello.
Janis: [to the female student body] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. [to Regina]
Janis: God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
Finally, Someone who understands my true brillance. Maybe if everyone, all over world, was more like Kurtsie, we could live in a nation full of love and acceptence and rainbow colored unicorns who sparkle like Edward Cullen.Is that really too much to ask?
Sadly, since RIB are so convinced that the world loves Finchel (when in reality they are not compatible whatsoever and Rachel deserves a super hot ab-packed Brody & more), you're most likely right. Even though Finn is a TOTAL Lima Loser and Rachel Berry is a Broadway star and Finn is only going to weigh her down whereas Brody is on Broadway too...
In reality, they would most definitely not last.
And they only break up like every other week.
Oh yes, quite a legendary couple. Pfft. No. EVEN KURT LIKES BRODY BETTER.
Haha you do!!! its about Brody and Rachel and Kurt xD Okay, here goes.
At the end of Sadie Hawkins, you see Rachel & Brody standing in Rachel & Kurt's house (as seen in the picture at the bottom) they are talking closely (woopwoop) and then after that they have sex. that ends the episode.
Naked starts and then you see what you saw in the promo with Rachel and Kurt eating breakfast and Brody comes out. (If it's breakfast time, where did he come from, he obviously was sleeping over (hopefully in rachel's bed)) then Kurt looks at Rachel then brody then rachel. then rachel says that they are doing a topless scene (Brody was helping rachel xD)
hehe xD i love my theories. Oh and lea tweeted this about 7 hours ago: @msleamichele Back on set! Last day of filming before my holiday break! Shooting today @chriscolfer and @geyerdean!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333 MORE KROCHEL<3
Your happiness is making me want to burst out in tears and crawl into a hole. Please excuse me while I read finchel fanfiction and drink multiple beers. I will most likely pass out at which point one or both of you have permission to murder me in my sleep.
Dean Geyer is back in Australia (for xmas and new year) so hes here...in my country....but not my city :( waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :( im so depressed!!!!! SERIOUSLY HE IS A 50MINUTE PLANE FLIGHT AWAY FROM ME :(
IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEPRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED :(
Don't you think I already know that? I am a total Cory stalker. I have a necklace with his face on it. I know where he is at basically every second of the day. If Monchele wasn't so adorable, I would like to marry him.
And about Blaine, I'm pretty sure the chemicals in his hair gel make it hard for him to get turned on. So, it shouldn't be a problem.
Ahahaha, well I've been thinking about how Kadam (lol their shipping name) would handle it and now I agree that they should have sex right when they meet because then Kurt will be like oh yeah imma adult and Blaine will go cry.
Because Blaine has been annoying me a lot and he deserves to cry.
As for the image of Brody walking around naked 24/7, well...
Depressed chipmunk or not, still 1000x hotter than Finn. Sorry not sorry. (although Finn is looking a LOT better THIS season I'll give you that...he has nothing on Brody though)
Oh shnap, Violet, my inner Kurtsy stan is coming out...I can't...WORD VOMIT:Blaine IS annoying. He has 345678947295 solos, most of them irrevelant to anything at all. He cheated on Kurt and then tried to partially blame Kurt. And is a total hypocrite. You can't accuse Kurt of cheating for texting when you freaking have sex with another man. Wtf. No. As a Kurt stan I put my foot down and say Kurt deserves better. Blaine was okay until they demolished his character in season three and created the Blaine & the Pips, not the New Directions.