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My favorite performances

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Quotations

Hold on to your hat! Because Rachel Berry is going to become musically promiscuous.

Rachel (to Artie), Bad Reputation


Rachel: You named a star after me?
Finn: Well, no. I, uh, thought about that, but then I named it Finn Hudson. Because there's already a star named Rachel Berry.

Finn about Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas


Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton.

Kurt, Prom Queen


Kurt: Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.
Blaine: You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?

Blaine to Kurt, Original Song


Here’s the deal, pixie boy. You’ve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. I understand. She’s beautiful, she’s innocent, she’s everything that’s good in this miserable, stinking world.

Santana to Rory, Pot o' Gold


My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid and after a while I started to believe them and it wasn't until I walked in this room and joined this club that I really started believing in myself.

Brittany, All or Nothing


You guys are ruining the vibe. Quinn you look hot, Finn you look handsome. Love you guys... but get lost.

—Mercedes to (Finn and Quinn), Prom Queen


The more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

Artie (in reference to Rachel), Preggers


This is my chance to be bigger than Jesus!

Tina, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds


Ms. Sylvester, I want to thank you... For teaching me a valuable life lesson: When you really believe in yourself, you don't have to bring other people down.

Quinn to Sue Sylvester, Acafellas


I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of... panda hair.

Mike, Blame It on the Alcohol


Finn: Something happened to me and I can’t really get into it, but it’s shaken me to my core.
Puck: Oh my God, he's coming out.

Puck and Finn, Grilled Cheesus


So, how is your name pronounced again? Because I heard it was "Bee-shay", but now that I see it spelled out, it looks like it should be "Bitch-ette". Like a mini bitch.

Sam to Bichette, Movin' Out


I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show, and a fragrance. It'll be called Zizes, and the slogan will be: You just got Zized.

Lauren to Puck, Sexy


I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves and they crinkle and make the cutest sound I've ever heard in my life.

Will drunk dial to Emma (but was accidentally sent to Sue), Blame It on the Alcohol


Dare I admit it? I have feelings for one Will Schuester. Sexy, non-murdering feelings. … True love always springs from true hate. I'll admit in the past I've fantasized about waking up with Will's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.

Sue, Funk


Hey, Ken! Ken... Tanaka.

Emma, Acafellas


Marley: Hi! What are you doing Friday night?
Jake: Uh... going on a date with you.
Marley: Good.

Marley and Jake, Dynamic Duets


Cooter: Who's gonna love you now?
Shannon: Me.

Shannon and Cooter, Props

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