This is the 23rd episode of Season 1. After New Directions loss in Regionals, they decide to take a little break even though they got another year from Sue. Meanwhile, Mercedes realizes that one of her friends may have a crush on a girl. Rachel decides to do a boys against girls competition which leads to some surprises and problems.
[EVERYONE PUTS THEIR SECOND PLACE TROPHY FROM REGIONALS ON THE SHELF}
MERCEDES:
Imagine this. If Tina was still a goth when she graduates, she will not be reconized.
TINA:
Why'd you say that?
QUINN:
Just because I was first known to you girls as a bitch doesn't mean you can insult Tina.
BRITTANY:
She looks terrible with her highlights. Just saying.
TINA:
Why am I getting hatred?
RACHEL:
What's going on here?
TINA:
They decided to insult me.
SANTANA:
I just thought of why we probably lost Regionals.
MERCEDES:
Why is that?
SANTANA:
Because the boys are probably better than us. We had some solos in Regionals.
RACHEL:
But we wone Sectionals, and I sang some lead.
MERCEDES:
Yeah, but isn't Regionals different than Sectionals?
QUINN:
I can handle this.
[THE GIRLS WALK UP TO THE BOYS]
PUCK:
Are you girls debating on us?
BRITTANY:
All I need to hear.
QUINN:
How do you not know what's happening?
FINN:
You girls are obsessed with us.
KURT:
I totally don't get why that's happening.
RACHEL:
We're debating.
PUCK:
I knew it.
QUINN:
Debating on your talent.
ARTIE:
I gotta go.
RACHEL:
It's not right to just think of us as ghosts.
FINN:
We never did that.
SANTANA:
Then why'd we lose Regionals?
FINN:
Because of Vocal Adrenaline.
ARTIE:
Calm down girls, we have another year.
QUINN:
Lisren, Wheels. You and the boys are stealing the spotlight.
ARTIE:
Stop calling me that. We're not stealing talent.
[WILL COMES IN AND QUINN GOES TO HIM]
QUINN:
Mr. Schue, we have a problem.
(GLEE)
WILL:
What makes you think the boys have more talent than you?
RACHEL:
How they look and sound.
SANTANA:
Even though I made Finn lose his virginity.
QUINN:
What the actual hell?
WILL:
Let Santana finish.
SANTANA:
I still volenteer to steal the boys' talent.
WILL:
Fine. We'll do it.
[THE GIRLS HAPPILY CELEBRATE OVER WILL'S STATEMENT]
[THE GIRLS ARE WAITING TO PEFORM]
TINA:
How do you know we're gonna do more better than the boys?
MERCEDES:
We've been practicing.
QUINN:
I think we all look great. Let's start our peformance,
(California Girls)
(Quinn): I know a place where the grass is really greener.
(Santana): We freak in the jeep. Snoopy Dog on the stereo.
(Rachel): You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to the golden coast. Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love. Oh oh
(Quinn with New Direction Girls): California girls were unforgettable. Dasiy dukes, bikinis on top.
(Santana with New Direction Girls): West coast represent, now put your hands up. Oh oh
(Tina): Oh oh oh
(Quinn with New Direction Girls): California girls were undeniable, fine fresh, fierce. We got it on lock.
(Santana with New Direction Girls): West coast represent, now put your hands up. Oh oh
[WILL APLLAUDS FOR WHAT THE GIRLS DID AS THE BOYS LOOKS WORRIED]
PUCK:
Most people are probably gonna root for the girls.
TINA:
Who's rooting for us yet?
MERCEDES:
We're not gonna know right now.
WILL:
Okay, let's hear it for our boys.
(I'm Gonna Be (5000 Miles))
(Finn): When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the one who wakes up next to you.
(Puck): I'm gonna be the one who's coming home with you.
(Artie with New Direction Boys): But I would walk 5000 miles, and I would walk 5000 more, just to be the one who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
[WILL APPLAUDS FOR THE BOYS AS THE GIRLS WORRIEDLY APPLAUD SLOWLY]
MERCEDES:
We're gonna lose.
WILL:
You don't know that.
SANTANA:
Oh, yes we do.
BRITTANY:
That's the first time I agree with Santana.
WILL:
I'll think about it.
[MERCEDES WALKS INTO THE GYM TO WATCH THE CHEERIOS PRACTICE AND QUINN NOTICES HER]
QUINN:
There's a formor Cheerio in here.
MERCEDES:
I'm just watching.
QUINN:
Let's just practice when she's gone.
[ALL THE CHEERIOS WALK OUT AND MERCEDES LOOKS OFFENDED AND SUDDENLY SEES BRITTANY AND SANTANA LOOKING AT EACH OTHER]
MERCEDES:
I knew it.
[MERCEDES WALKS UP TO SANTANA]
SANTANA:
Don't even try.
MERCEDES:
Santana, I have a clue that you're in love with Brittany.
[RACHEL WALKS INTO THE GYM]
RACHEL:
Mr. Schue is about to say who won this boys against girls competition. Come on.
[MERCEDES CUES BRITTANY AND SANTANA TO COME WITH HER]
I hope you enjoy the next episode when it comes out.