I was just watching a comment of what would a Santana-Rachel relationship would be named, and they said Pezberry.
Santana LoPEZ + Rachel BERRY= PEZBERRY
Then I thought it was smelly because it reminded me of fish (pez is spanish for fish).
And then I thought... why not just PERRY... you know... like Perry the Platypus.
But well, thats up for fans to decide... so later RM can change it to RATANA... or something. Ugh... Rat... (I still like Brittana better than Santitany).
Anyways... I don't ship it (nor Britanna or Perry). I Just love Perry the Platypus... and dislike the smell of fresh fish.